I just received this in an e-mail today. I wish I could take credit for it.

Simple Math

This equation should be taught in all math classes!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions. If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

It is obvious that

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E


1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

While

B-U-L-L-S-H-_-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

Finally, and most effectively

A-$-$ K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh_t and A$$ Kissing that will put you over the top!

C wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2008 at 3:54pm:


Every now and again I venture over into other forums other than the photo photo forum. 

lmao 

C wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2008 at 5:45pm:


Sorry, I could have sworn I posted that in the humor section.  My apologies. 

I am 103½% sure that you are correct... ...!

Paul... ..!

I have just attempted to fill my Tea-Cup to 105% of its total capacity....

.....5% of my tea is now on my clean Tablecloth... ...!

.... ...!