I love aircraft stories..
Remember that russian plane that dumped a cow over the japanese sea?
I'd wonder what the cow thought on the way down..
"Well.. you got to try that bungee jump.. Weeee..!"

And the japanese man in his fishing boat..!
He is on open sea.. and a cow hit his boat, and makes a hole, so it sinks..
You can have a bad day.. but!
"Well.. My wife want's a divorce, my dog is dead, what more can go wrong??"
*looks up*
muuuuUUUHHHH CRASH!!!"