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Nov 30
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Mees
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don't bother the translation, i used an on-line litterally translator.
here it comes:
A son asks at its father: Porridge, what actual politics is. Father says: Boy, that is quite simple. Look, I bring the money home, consequently I am the CAPITALISM. Your mother manages the money, consequently the GOVERNMENT is they. Grandpa sees there on closed that everything here ordentelijk lapses. He is the AUTHORITIES. The maid is have the WORKING CLASS, We all only a target for eyes namely your welfare. Therefore you are the PEOPLE. Your small little brother that yet in the diapers walks is the FUTURE.
The son thinks after and question or he about it a night may temples. ´S nights becomes he awake because its small little brother in its diaper has shitted and dreadfully screams. Because he do not know what he must will do he to the bedroom of its parents. There lies alone its mother and that sleeps so fixed that he her not awake gets. Therefore goes he to the room of the maid which he sees that its father by her in bed lies and they are with whole strange things busy. He sees watches that Grandpa discreetly through the window. They are all so busy that nobody notices that he for the bed stands. Therefore decision the boy with nothing done to go to sleep. The next morning asks father at its son or he with its own words can explain what politics is.
Yes the son says: CAPITALISM abuses watches the WORKING CLASS meanwhile the AUTHORITIES and sleeps the GOVERNMENT. The PEOPLE is ignored complete and lies the FUTURE in the SHIT
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Nov 30
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Theis
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LOL!!
Politics is only ok, if its funny!
and outsite linked images is not allowed (hello Sloganizer users!)
Cheers Theis
Bar by Mees
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