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Gun-toting grannies (Read 262 times)
Nov 25
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, 2005 at 1:10pm
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SUPER GRANNY---DEFENDER OF JUSTICE
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, " I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and then drove to the police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filled.
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Nov 25
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Nov 25
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I'd be getting my ass the hell out of there too!
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Nov 25
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Nov 25
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Oldie ............ but goodie......... love it!!
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Nov 25
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Theis there is footage of that and it is so funny. It was an ad.. apart from the use of the F word when addressing the "yobs" I loved it.
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Nov 26
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ok cool!!
maybe you can post the link here?
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Nov 26
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It was one of the most hysterical clips I've seen - but alas - no link!
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