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Nov 29^th, 2005 at 6:55pm

Saitek Offline
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Why did the car fail to complete the race?

It got exhausted. Grin

Why couldn't the car talk as fast as the lorry?

Because it was talking to an articulated lorry. Grin

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Reply #1 - Nov 29^th, 2005 at 7:01pm

Romulus111VADT Offline
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Wow and I thought my Shih-tzu jokes were pushing it....lol...you topped me on this pair, boo hiss... Wink

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #2 - Nov 29^th, 2005 at 7:47pm

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COMPLETED: If Anyone Cares, Here's A Map Of My Current FSX Flight Around The World

My Reality Check Bounced

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Reply #3 - Nov 29^th, 2005 at 8:02pm

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own?

It was two tyred. Grin

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Reply #4 - Nov 30^th, 2005 at 1:29am