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A Letter to the Manufacturer (Read 163 times)
Nov 29
th
, 2005 at 4:52am
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2003: the year NH couldn't
save face...
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Thought I'd pass a copy of this letter on to you:
Dear Manufacturers of Liquid Tide;
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty Bag people.
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Nov 29
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, 2005 at 5:03am
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Now that's how to build customer loyalty....
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Nov 29
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, 2005 at 6:22am
Souichiro
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Yup that stuff works miracle on
Other peoples
bloodstains....
Which reminds me..
I gotta order some new stuff
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Nov 29
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, 2005 at 9:02am
Woozy King
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Forza Lazio!!
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Nov 29
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LOL
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Funny how my lappy runs
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LMAO!!!!!! Very nice. Just the way to start a morning
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