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The perils of marriage (Read 475 times)
Nov 10
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, 2005 at 5:30am
ozzy72
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Pretty scary huh?
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There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Nov 10
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, 2005 at 8:47am
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Damn, wouldn't that be pure hell....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Nov 10
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, 2005 at 10:20am
flyboy 28
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Ain't it the truth though?
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Nov 10
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Nov 10
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, 2005 at 3:26pm
ThePianoMan
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Doesn't this sorta clash with the "keep it clean" rule? I mean, it's nudity...
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Nov 10
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, 2005 at 3:33pm
Romulus111VADT
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Doesn't this sorta clash with the "keep it clean" rule? I mean, it's nudity...
Now that little lady has a fine behind and everyone has one, so it shouldn't be a big deal. I grant you that some womens butts are quite a bit nicer than others.
Just thank God the guy's wife is fully clothed! If she weren't, now that would be nasty....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Nov 10
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, 2005 at 3:34pm
Woozy King
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Now that little lady has a fine behind and everyone has one, so it shouldn't be a big deal. I grant you that some womens butts are quite a bit nicer than others.
Just thank God the guy's wife is fully clothed! If she weren't, now that would be nasty....
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Nov 10
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, 2005 at 4:09pm
ozzy72
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We all have bottoms so what is the problem?
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Nov 10
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, 2005 at 4:32pm
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Some things are just worth dying for!
damn straight!
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Nov 10
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, 2005 at 4:52pm
Jared
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um, I find that kind of offensive...
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Nov 10
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, 2005 at 5:01pm
Sytse
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Isn't she wearing a string? (I didn't magnify that... no really!)
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Nov 10
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, 2005 at 6:05pm
flyboy 28
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Isn't she wearing a string? (I didn't magnify that... no really!)
Upon closer inspection, it looks like it.
Still topless, though.
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Nov 11
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, 2005 at 9:41am
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But can you see them?
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Nov 11
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, 2005 at 9:47am
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LOL
Strangely enough my ex would have nudged my arm & pointed her out to me. We were very happily married for many years before it sadly went wrong. Probably happier than many couples that have been married for far longer. Although this was a long time ago we're still fond of each other & still good friends.
PS. I see nothing offensive in the human body. There are two different genders with slight physical differences but we all have a bottom. Some just happen to be better looking than others. I can't see her face but what I can see is a beautiful girl.
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Nov 11
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, 2005 at 12:08pm
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Now go and de-mist your specs Doug
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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