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Traffic... have the fozzer in sight! (Read 248 times)

Nov 8^th, 2005 at 10:39am

Omag 2.0 Offline
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A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesn't know anything about parachutes, but as the earth rapidly approaches, he realizes his options are limited; he takes off the parachute and tries to fix it himself on the way down. The wind is ripping past his face, he's dropping like a rock, and at 5000 feet, another man goes shooting up past him. In desperation, the man with the chute looks up and yells, "Hey do you know anything about parachutes?!"

The guy flying up looks down and yells, "No, do you know anything about gas stoves?!"

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Reply #1 - Nov 8^th, 2005 at 10:57am

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*Beep*

*Beep Beep*

"Say, what have we here Marsian?*

"Looks like a little ~~Fokker~~ Fozzer is invading our planet"

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Reply #2 - Nov 8^th, 2005 at 2:09pm

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The great BPB 8)

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Reply #3 - Nov 8^th, 2005 at 2:12pm

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bpb like a moth ago

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Reply #4 - Nov 8^th, 2005 at 2:15pm

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Tee-Hee... Grin

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You've got a good long-term memory Omag.... Wink

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Nice to know my trusty gas stove is still remembered amongst our merry band of Members... 8)...!

LOL...!

Paul...the Scourge of British Gas Plc... Wink

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edit....apostrophe in the wrong place... Wink

...!

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Reply #5 - Nov 8^th, 2005 at 2:48pm

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I think I originally posted that one about 2 years ago.... still funny Grin

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #6 - Nov 8^th, 2005 at 5:12pm

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You've all been posted before yourselves! Tongue

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Reply #7 - Nov 9^th, 2005 at 12:30am

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lol

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Reply #8 - Nov 9^th, 2005 at 12:35am

Ramos. Ex Member

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Tee-Hee... Grin

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You've got a good long-term memory Omag.... Wink

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...!

Nice to know my trusty gas stove is still remembered amongst our merry band of Members... 8)...!

LOL...!

Paul...the Scourge of British Gas Plc... Wink

...!

edit....apostrophe in the wrong place... Wink

...!

was that the same stove that pete gave in the 4th mod-house? Wink

Ramos

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