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Nov 8^th, 2005 at 10:38am

Omag 2.0 Offline
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Controller to aircraft that just landed: "Bear right, next intersection"
Pilot: "Roger, we have him in sight"

(Transmission as a DC-10 rolls out long after a fast landing...)
San Jose Tower: American 751 heavy, turn right at the end if able. If not able, take the Guadalupe exit off of Highway 101 back to the airport.

747 on final approach at 1000' off the deck. First Officer asks Captain "Are you happy with the position of the landing gear, sir?" Captain reaches down, lowers the gear and lands safely.

British Airways flight asks for push back clearance from terminal.
Control Tower replies: "And where is the world's most experienced airline going today without filing a flight plan?"

"Air Force '45, it appears your engine has...oh, disregard...I see you've already ejected."

Pilot's Prayer:

When my flying days are over

And from this life I pass.....

I hope they bury me upside down

So the FAA can kiss my A**

&&&&&&Check my aviation-photo's at www.airliners.be&&&&Or go straight to Omag's Album

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Reply #1 - Nov 8^th, 2005 at 12:33pm

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Bar by Mees

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Reply #2 - Nov 8^th, 2005 at 2:08pm

Woozy King Ex Member
Forza Lazio!!

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Tee Hee

&&SS Lazio Website

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Reply #3 - Nov 8^th, 2005 at 2:44pm

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That prayer works for me Grin

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #4 - Nov 8^th, 2005 at 2:47pm

Tweek Ex Member

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That prayer works for me Grin

And for a lot of others here!

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Reply #5 - Nov 8^th, 2005 at 2:48pm

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That prayer works for me Grin

LMAO, same here and I can also add several governmental individuals to my list...... Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #6 - Nov 9^th, 2005 at 12:35am

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lol

COMPLETED: If Anyone Cares, Here's A Map Of My Current FSX Flight Around The World

My Reality Check Bounced

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