Simviation Forum - Can you handle your liquor?

Reply #15 - Oct 12^th, 2005 at 5:06am

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Heck, I haven't drank anything alcoholic (except Nyquil) in 25 years.

LMAO, I'd probably get slap happy drunk on a shot of liquor now.... Grin

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Reply #16 - Oct 12^th, 2005 at 6:39am

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I havn't drunk anything alcoholic since Sunday. And it still feels like a long time. Grin

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Reply #17 - Oct 12^th, 2005 at 7:04am

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Nice pics Romulus! I like the one in the thong Cheesy

It at first looked a bit like a drunk platypus Cheesy

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Reply #18 - Oct 12^th, 2005 at 11:08am

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I havn't drunk anything alcoholic since Sunday. And it still feels like a long time. Grin

Wow, Woody, is this a record dry spell..... Grin

What made me stop was exceptional night of drinking in the late 70's. On the drive home (a BIG NO NO!) all these darn evil trees kept running out in front of my car. Scared the crap out of me too. I never knew trees were so vicious..... Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #19 - Oct 12^th, 2005 at 12:20pm

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Wow, Woody, is this a record dry spell..... Grin

What made me stop was exceptional night of drinking in the late 70's. On the drive home (a BIG NO NO!) all these darn evil trees kept running out in front of my car. Scared the crap out of me too. I never knew trees were so vicious..... Grin

Not quite. And hopefully it won't turn into one either. Grin

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #20 - Oct 12^th, 2005 at 2:55pm

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unforunatly I have an Iron stomach and am imune to hangovers so I ain't learned any lessons and it dosn't look like I will..... bring on the tequila 8)

then vodka then Jack D..... Roll Eyes

then bud and more Jack D Roll Eyes

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Reply #21 - Oct 12^th, 2005 at 3:09pm

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unforunatly I have an Iron stomach and am imune to hangovers so I ain't learned any lessons and it dosn't look like I will..... bring on the tequila 8)

then vodka then Jack D..... Roll Eyes

then bud and more Jack D Roll Eyes

8)

Craig 8)

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You had to go and mention tequila! That was my favorite mixed and called a tequila sunrise. I normally would down about 7 and felt good. At least until I stood up... Grin

....never could find the dude that would hit me in the head with a baseball bat.... Grin

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My record was 15 and I was able to get up and walk out the door (about 20 feet) and nose dived to the pavement. But I won the bet.... Grin

Or at least that's what I was told. I can't remember a thing about that night. My buddies told me all the sorted details... Grin

....for all I know, it could be total BS about the 15 drinks... ???

Woke up the next morning with a hangover from hell. My buddies had taken me home. Not to my apartment mind you. But to my Mom's house! I woke up in my old room to my Mom standing over me with a frigging bugle play TAPS. Never did figure out where she got that darn bugle.... Angry

. I swore I'd get her on child abuse charges. She just laughed and said I hadn't been a child for several years...I sort of forgot that part... Roll Eyes

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #22 - Oct 12^th, 2005 at 3:19pm

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Mmmmmm.... Tequila.....

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #23 - Oct 12^th, 2005 at 6:40pm

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Mmmmmm.... Tequila.....

Oh, Lord, we've gone and done it, we gave Woody an idea.... Grin

If it's real Tequila, beware the worm..... Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #24 - Oct 12^th, 2005 at 11:47pm

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Ugh...Its 2AM Saturday all over again Lips Sealed

(+1 nearly killed bottle of Jack under paw)

8 1/2 beers one after the other...shouldnt have tried to chug the rest of the 9th Undecided

(it didnt work Embarrassed

) After that I found my friend Jack D. and was good to go the rest of the night Tongue

Man what a Friday night Tongue

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Reply #25 - Oct 13^th, 2005 at 6:51am

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Oh, Lord, we've gone and done it, we gave Woody an idea.... Grin

If it's real Tequila, beware the worm..... Grin

Not an idea I havn't had many times before. I just like seeing peoples faces when they havn't had it before. Grin

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #26 - Oct 13^th, 2005 at 1:40pm

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Not an idea I havn't had many times before. I just like seeing peoples faces when they havn't had it before. Grin

LOL... great fun aint it, once went out with a girl that didnt speak to me for a week because of this Grin

my personal record is 18 shots in one night, plus however many bud's.... all I know is that somehow or other I ended up with a traffic cone in my room Roll Eyes

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Reply #27 - Oct 13^th, 2005 at 2:01pm

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LOL... great fun aint it, once went out with a girl that didnt speak to me for a week because of this Grin

my personal record is 18 shots in one night, plus however many bud's.... all I know is that somehow or other I ended up with a traffic cone in my room Roll Eyes

I can only imagine why the girl didn't speak to you weeks....you naughty little fellow.... Grin

Never had a traffic cone in my bedroom. I did score a stop sign. I stopped ok, problem was that the sign was under my car. The hell of it was I was stoned sober at the time. Of course as is the norm when I misbehave in traffic. There was a cop about....lol...about 25 feet behind me.... Roll Eyes

....

....them darn signs are expensive too.

The best bone head move I ever did was going down this road at about a buck forty. Crested top of this low hill, then I saw the cop sitting there. I slammed on my brakes and came skidding to a very smoky stop right in front of his cruiser. I got out walked over to his car and handed him my drivers license and registration. The darn cop was about to fall over laughing. He looked at me and said, "Knew I had you dead to rights didn't you". I replied that I kind of suspected it. He didn't have to even start his car and caught a speeder.... Roll Eyes

But by slamming on my brakes he only got me at 75 mph in a 35 (I seriously think the little fellow was asleep when I started my skid).....ouch...one expensive ticket at $150.00 back in the late 70's. I would have probably been buried under the jail if he'd got me at 140.... Shocked

But my speeding days are long gone now, as are my drinking days.... Grin

It's a miracle I survived my wild days.... Roll Eyes

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #28 - Oct 16^th, 2005 at 3:02pm

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I'm glad to say I've never woken up with my head in a flip-flop Grin

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