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Why Texas Wasn't Looted! (Read 787 times)
Oct 4
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, 2005 at 9:30am
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It's 5 O'clock Somewhere!
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Oct 4
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LOL...
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Oct 4
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Oct 4
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LMAO.....That's Texas for you.
If it had been in the Southeast US. The sign would have read: "Armed drunk Rednecks, will shoot if you loot, that would be a real hoot, y'all."
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Oct 4
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It would probably be funnier if it wasn't true.
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Oct 4
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, 2005 at 5:42pm
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How about...."Please Loot...We need the target practice!"
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Oct 4
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, 2005 at 9:05pm
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Its funny 'cos its true!
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Oct 4
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LOL, we had a transfer sudent from texas and he said that at some schools there, riflery is taught as part of P.E. (Physical Education, you know sports and stuff).
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Oct 4
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I always knew it was true when people say:
"In Texas, they kill everybody"
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Oct 5
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, 2005 at 12:15am
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damn straight...
...y'all.
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Oct 5
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Oct 5
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, 2005 at 7:57am
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Finally!!!!
I didn't hear,
"BEEN POSTED BEFORE!!!"
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Oct 5
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For some reason this just didn't surprise me
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Oct 5
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Finally!!!!
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Annoying isn't it......
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Oct 5
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, 2005 at 1:55pm
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LOL, we had a transfer sudent from texas and he said that at some schools there, riflery is taught as part of P.E. (Physical Education, you know sports and stuff).
Now where's the physical, and/or education in lying down and squeezing a trigger?
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