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Can you handle your liquor? (Read 608 times)
Oct 10
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, 2005 at 7:06pm
Romulus111VADT
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After 4 beers....
After 2 glasses of wine....
After 3 Kamikazes....
After 2 bottles of wine (shared of course)....
After too many Margaritas....
(Note how the head must be restrained
to prevent it from exploding)....
After 4 six-packs....
Can you handle your liquor?
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Oct 10
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Yeah, easy. I don't drink.
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Oct 10
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, 2005 at 7:29pm
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I can, the thing is that the more drunk i get, the more active i feel.
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Oct 10
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, 2005 at 7:58pm
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Yeah, easy. I don't drink.
I don't drink either....
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I can, the thing is that the more drunk i get, the more active i feel.
Look out all the single ladies in town are in for it....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Oct 10
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, 2005 at 8:22pm
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nope, tis why I don't drink!
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Oct 10
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, 2005 at 9:49pm
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I'm as dry as the Sahara desert and plan to remain that way forever.
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Oct 10
th
, 2005 at 10:05pm
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amen katahu!
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Oct 10
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, 2005 at 10:07pm
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I'm as dry as the Sahara desert and plan to remain that way forever.
Same here, though it seems to sprinkle every great once in a while
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Oct 10
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, 2005 at 10:45pm
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Dunno whether or not I'll drink.. seeing as I am a creature of habit and drinking will probably alleviate some of my constant stress, I'll probably opt not to.
Funny pics Romulus
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Oct 11
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, 2005 at 1:33am
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Yeah, easy. I don't drink.
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I don't drink either....
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nope, tis why I don't drink!
lol... so I think you need a pic Romulous of those not held captive by drink.
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Oct 11
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! I'm surrounded by weirdos!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember, if the occasional glass of wine is good for you, think about what an entire bottle will do.
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Oct 11
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, 2005 at 9:00am
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Lol nice pics!
I enjoy a beer every now and again, and a glass of wine sometimes.
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Oct 11
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! I'm surrounded by weirdos!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember, if the occasional glass of wine is good for you, think about what an entire bottle will do.
Yeah, people are weird these days.....
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Oct 11
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, 2005 at 12:25pm
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Woody has always had a uniqueness all his own. He's one of a kind.....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Oct 12
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, 2005 at 4:44am
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For the most part, cute pictures.
I'm told I'd die of dehydration if I didn't drink...
but it's been well over a decade since I had anything alcoholic (my mother gave me some wine for the flu).
Weird ??? ...= supernaturally strange.. here we are, SimV's all-star cast for Hallowe'en (year 'round)
. Maybe we can redo that South Park string using pumpkin[jack-o-lantern] heads.
8)
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