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Why Texas Wasn't Looted! (Read 788 times)
Reply #15 -
Oct 5
th
, 2005 at 2:08pm
spirit1flyer
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you are go for T.L.I.
Copy that....
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Please Loot so we can shoot
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Reply #16 -
Oct 7
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Finally!!!!
I didn't hear,
"BEEN POSTED BEFORE!!!"
Dave
Been posted several times before, still quite funny though.
That better
8)
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Reply #17 -
Oct 7
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Not everybody in NOLA got looted... this guy Bob Rue has become something of a celebrity thanks to news coverage of the warning he painted on his carpet store:
That's New Orleans for you...
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Reply #18 -
Oct 7
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, 2005 at 6:37am
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Reply #19 -
Oct 7
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LOL
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Been posted several times before, still quite funny though.
First of all, that's my line when it's true
And second, I've never seen this before
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Reply #20 -
Oct 7
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, 2005 at 8:05pm
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LOL
First of all, that's my line when it's true
And second, I've never seen this before
OMG, Dave, you'd better make this one on your calendar. This truly a rare event.....
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Reply #21 -
Oct 8
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, 2005 at 7:07am
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Oct 9
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, 2005 at 9:08pm
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Posted by: Romulus111VADT Posted on: Oct 7th, 2005, 8:05pm
on Oct 7th, 2005, 6:56pm, Esselbach wrote:LOL
First of all, that's my line when it's true
And second, I've never seen this before
OMG, Dave, you'd better make this one on your calendar. This truly a rare event.....
Thanks for noticing Romulus!
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Reply #23 -
Oct 9
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, 2005 at 9:40pm
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Seeing that I'm old enough to get a gun, I like to get a M1 Grand [love old-style rifles] and head on over to Texas with Bombardier. j/k
LOL
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Reply #24 -
Oct 9
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, 2005 at 10:10pm
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Seeing that I'm old enough to get a gun, I like to get a M1 Grand [love old-style rifles] and head on over to Texas with Bombardier. j/k
I was going to buy an old M1 Gerand rifle, but then I bought an M-4 instead
Texas isn't the only state like that, up here in northern Idaho, almost every household has a weapon of some sorts 8)
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Reply #25 -
Oct 11
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, 2005 at 2:15am
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2003: the year NH couldn't
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I was going to buy an old M1 Gerand rifle, but then I bought an M-4 instead
...up here in northern Idaho, almost every household has a weapon of some sorts 8)
Like, where's your potato cannons? 8)
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Reply #26 -
Oct 11
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, 2005 at 6:41pm
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Now where's the physical, and/or education in lying down and squeezing a trigger?
Uh-Oh, now you've done it, ticked off a redneck!! Lol, jk, but there is alot of skill involved.
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Reply #27 -
Oct 11
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, 2005 at 6:59pm
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to shoot a shoot a stationary target 10 yards away?
Back when I was in boot camp, we trained on the fine arts of handling the M-16. We had several clips to shoot with and only a few silloettes for targeting. We had to quickly:
If weapon is jammed:
Slap the bottom of the mag
Pull charge handle to the rear
Observe if chamber is clear
Release handle
Tap forward assist button
SHOOT!!!!!!
One time, a shell casing ejected from my neighbor's rifle and hit me in the corner of the eye. Let me remind you, recently ejected shell casings are still hot as they leave the chamber. OUCH!!!
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Oct 11
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, 2005 at 7:22pm
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to shoot a shoot a stationary target 10 yards away?
About as hard as sitting on the loo and reading a newspaper.
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Reply #29 -
Oct 11
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, 2005 at 8:29pm
BFMF
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Back when I was in boot camp, we trained on the fine arts of handling the M-16. We had several clips to shoot with and only a few silloettes for targeting. We had to quickly:
If weapon is jammed:
Slap the bottom of the mag
Pull charge handle to the rear
Observe if chamber is clear
Release handle
Tap forward assist button
SHOOT!!!!!!
One time, a shell casing ejected from my neighbor's rifle and hit me in the corner of the eye. Let me remind you, recently ejected shell casings are still hot as they leave the chamber. OUCH!!!
I see the Air Force teaches SPORTS also. Did you guys shoot at pop up targets ranging from 50 yards to 300 yards?
When I was at Camp Lajeaune for annual training, we were going through a convoy live fire course and a shell hit a guy in the neck leaving a burn mark a couple inches long
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