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Norwegien joke No.23462654 (Read 401 times)
Sep 18
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, 2005 at 2:07pm
Woodlouse2002
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I like jam.
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What is the similarity between screwing in a canoe and Swedish beer?
F**king close to water.
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Sep 18
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Woozy King
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Forza Lazio!!
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Sep 18
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LOL.
BTW, the joke is saying that swedish beer has been watered down, i.e. diluted with water.
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Sep 18
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Woodlouse2002
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I like jam.
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LOL.
BTW, the joke is saying that swedish beer has been watered down, i.e. diluted with water.
The joke is saying that swedish beer is so weak that it is very close to water.
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Sep 18
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LOL
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Sep 18
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flyboy 28
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LMAO
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Sep 18
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Lol, good one!
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Sep 18
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LOL great
Good to have you back Woody.
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Sep 18
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LMAO
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Sep 19
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Theis
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Hey woddy!
where have you been??
we missed you
Cheers Theis
Bar by Mees
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Sep 21
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, 2005 at 3:13pm
Woodlouse2002
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I like jam.
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And it ain't been posted before!
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where have you been??
Scandanavia. (Sweden, Norway. Not Denmark, who would want to go there?
???
)
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Sep 27
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, 2005 at 10:55pm
Flt.Lt.Andrew
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Nice joke!
Tee-hee!
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Sep 30
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Lol! Hiya Woody!
You'll really cheese Theis off with your last post Woody!
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