Simviation Forum - Female Flyers

Aug 25^th, 2005 at 5:33pm

Woozy King Ex Member
Forza Lazio!!

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A burly good 'ol boy Texan on a flight flags down a steward and says, "Captain, I want a drink but I don't see the stewardess around".
The steward answers, "Actually I'm not the captain. This airline is proud to have integrated many of the traditional male-female roles of the industry. I'd be happy to get you a drink".
Passenger: "Wow, what does the captain think of that?"
Steward: "She's all for it, in fact, the entire flight crew is female."
Passenger: "I don't believe it!! Take me up to the cockpit so I can see for myself!"
Steward: "Actually sir, we don't call it that anymore."

Enjoy... Grin

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Reply #1 - Aug 25^th, 2005 at 10:05pm

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LMAO!! I have an idea what they call it, but its very very dirty, so I won't say it. lol lol! Grin

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Reply #2 - Aug 26^th, 2005 at 1:20am

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Reply #3 - Aug 26^th, 2005 at 3:49am

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LOL!

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Reply #4 - Aug 26^th, 2005 at 4:44am

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LOL

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Reply #5 - Aug 26^th, 2005 at 5:51am

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What do they so call it??

Bar by Mees

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Reply #6 - Aug 26^th, 2005 at 6:42am

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Forza Lazio!!

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What do they so call it??

You don't wanna know Grin

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Reply #7 - Aug 26^th, 2005 at 6:49am

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What do they so call it??

You're still to young to know!

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Reply #8 - Aug 26^th, 2005 at 7:02am

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Oh I see, it'd be called the Pussypit!!
Heheh! Grin

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P.S Felix, let some people see this before you go deleting, please.

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Reply #9 - Aug 26^th, 2005 at 7:09am

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Oh I see, it'd be called the Pussypit!!
Heheh! Grin

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P.S Felix, let some people see this before you go deleting, please.

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Reply #10 - Aug 27^th, 2005 at 3:41am