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Aug 25
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, 2005 at 2:15pm
Mynameisnemo
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Not sure if this has been Posted before but Enjoy:
A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the plane lighter. They throw out a pistol. "Throw out more!" shouts the pilot. So they throw out a rifle. "More!" he cries again. They heave out a missile, and the pilot regains control.
He pulls out of the dive and lands safely at an airport. They get into a jeep and drive off. Pretty soon they meet a boy on the side of the road who's crying. They ask him why he's crying and he says "A pistol hit me on the head!"
They drive more and meet another boy who's crying even harder. Again they ask why and the boy says, "A rifle hit me on the head!"
They apologize and keep driving. They meet a boy on the sidewalk who's laughing hysterically. They ask him, "Kid, what's so funny?" The boy replies, "I sneezed and a house blew up!"
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Aug 25
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, 2005 at 3:17pm
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LMAO!! Good one Nemo.
I haven't heard it before.
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Aug 25
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, 2005 at 3:50pm
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Forza Lazio!!
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BPB (Been Posted Before) It is funny though
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Aug 25
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funny!
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Aug 25
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haha, nice! Never heard that one before!
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Aug 25
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LOL, heard it before, but not in a long time..
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Aug 25
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, 2005 at 5:38pm
Triple_7
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lmao
havent heard that one I do believe
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Aug 26
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Aug 26
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lol!!
good one!
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