Yes I would...Yes I would...Yes I would

LOL
Only for the following reasons:
(1) I would get to drink for free

...no questions asked
You see I would order two beers right away to the cockpit...I can do that...as a retired Air Transport Rated Pilot I am GOD...right
I would drink the first beer to calm my nerves as I have not flown a real heavy in years....and it worked for the Battle of Britain pilots before going up...so history proves it would be okay to have it.
The second beer I would only drink half...the other half would be placed on the consol to act as my artificial horizon and to watch to see if the aircraft was in trim.
Usually if something goes wrong...like the aircrew being incapacitated then usually something else will go wrong, I found things usually happened in three's.

Now we have accomplished two things...I am calm and if we lose our instruments I have an artificial horizon I can rely on.
The second thing I would do is ask the back end crew to find me a really good cigar...since I do not get to smoke at home....I have never smoked cigarets but do enjoy a very good cigar once in awhile.
Since the old girl would not be in the cockpit I can get away with smoking it...don't forget now...right now I am GOD

So now we have accomplished three things:
(1) A calm qualified pilot at the helm
(2) A back up instrument system
(3) A happy pilot at the controls ready and willing to put
your butt back on good old Terra Firma

What more could any screaming hysterical passenger ask for?????
Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug