Simviation Forum - France's Custom-ary Passport

Aug 8^th, 2005 at 11:39am

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The old Canadian gentleman arrived in Paris by plane, and fumbled for his passport at French customs.

"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically.

The old gent admitted that he had been to France before.

"Then, you should know enough to have your passport ready for inspection," snapped the irate official.

The Canadian said, "The last time I came to France I did not have to show my passport."

"Impossible, old man. You Canadians always have to show your passports on arrival in France!"

The old Canadian gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then, with the feel of acid on his words, calmly stated, "I assure you, young man, that when I came ashore on Juno Beach in Normandy on D-Day in 1944, there were no friggin' Frenchmen anywhere on that beach."

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Reply #1 - Aug 8^th, 2005 at 11:56am

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Very nice Theis!! Simply.... Grin

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Reply #2 - Aug 8^th, 2005 at 12:26pm

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A variation on the BA pilot who got lost at berlin airport. But still funny Grin

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Reply #3 - Aug 8^th, 2005 at 1:01pm

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lol

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Reply #4 - Aug 8^th, 2005 at 1:03pm

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A variation on the BA pilot who got lost at berlin airport. But still funny Grin

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I love that joke Grin

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Reply #5 - Aug 8^th, 2005 at 3:26pm

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That Frenchman done been TOLD! 8) Good one!

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Reply #6 - Aug 8^th, 2005 at 5:00pm

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lol..

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Reply #7 - Aug 8^th, 2005 at 8:59pm

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LMAO.

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Reply #8 - Aug 8^th, 2005 at 9:44pm

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funny, but true.

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Reply #9 - Aug 13^th, 2005 at 12:01am

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As the online FPS players say: Owned!
Hahaha! Grin

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Reply #10 - Aug 25^th, 2005 at 8:23pm

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2nd time I read it. LOL. Though I'm French. Cheesy

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Reply #11 - Aug 26^th, 2005 at 1:25am

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Ha! Loved it!

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