Simviation Forum - SW Airlines

Jul 18^th, 2005 at 5:40pm

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a little joke i thought was funny my dad emailed to me, some of you may have heard it before.

A mother and her little boy were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas
>City to Chicago. The boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his
>mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
>why don't big planes have baby planes?"
>
>The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight
>attendant. So the boy asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby
>dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
>
>The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
>
>The boy said, "Yes, she did."
>
>"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because
>Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you

Jackie

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Reply #1 - Jul 18^th, 2005 at 6:02pm

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Reply #2 - Jul 18^th, 2005 at 6:08pm

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DOH

LMAO Good one Wink

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Reply #3 - Jul 18^th, 2005 at 6:18pm

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Reply #4 - Jul 18^th, 2005 at 8:32pm

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Reply #5 - Jul 18^th, 2005 at 10:23pm

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Splendid!! Gotta remember that "pull out" for the future Roll Eyes

Cheers all,
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Reply #6 - Jul 19^th, 2005 at 9:40am

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LOL, good one. BTW, Ive flown on the Kansas City to Chicago route with Southwest Grin

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Reply #7 - Jul 19^th, 2005 at 9:59am

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That's a good one. On a completely unrelated topic, I flew southwest into Islip (Long Island Macarthur), and when we arrived, the flight attendent mispronounced Islip. She said ih-slip, instead of "eye"-slip. Quite funny

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Reply #8 - Jul 19^th, 2005 at 2:33pm

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LOL.

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Reply #9 - Jul 19^th, 2005 at 4:21pm

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LMAO!!!

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Reply #10 - Jul 19^th, 2005 at 5:15pm

JackieAdkins Offline
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yeah i have never flown with SW just Continental, always left ontime except the last time when leaving from Bush Intl. in Houston to Tulsa, storms delayed my flight so instead of taking off at 630 like i was suppose to we left at like 930 Angry

but the crew got us home in like an hour instead of an a hour and half like it was suppose to be.

jackie

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