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Jul 16^th, 2005 at 5:59am

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1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want...
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble.
7. Sure, go ahead = You'd better not.
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later.
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

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Reply #1 - Jul 16^th, 2005 at 7:49am

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LOL - every single one of those is correct in my house!!

I'm gonna print off a wallet sized copy to keep for emergency reference. Grin

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« Last Edit: Jul 16^th, 2005 at 11:40am by TSC. »

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Reply #2 - Jul 16^th, 2005 at 7:56am

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Surprisingly a womens English is actually quite like a womens Dutch... Grin

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Reply #3 - Jul 16^th, 2005 at 2:26pm

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it's an international thing- like sign language.

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Reply #4 - Jul 16^th, 2005 at 4:01pm

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ever soooooo true! Cheers, Gunny (just watch my parents go around all day)

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Reply #5 - Jul 16^th, 2005 at 4:05pm

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He he he Very funny Grin

especialy these ones

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9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

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Reply #6 - Jul 19^th, 2005 at 2:40pm

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it's an international thing- like sign language.

Actually, there are different varients of sign language. American sign language is different from Italian sign language.

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Reply #7 - Jul 19^th, 2005 at 2:43pm

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Surprisingly a womens English is actually quite like a womens Dutch... Grin

More like Double-Dutch. Roll Eyes

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