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Emergency Camping (Read 273 times)

May 24^th, 2005 at 11:48pm

the_autopilot Offline
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My teacher told me this in class.

A phone conversation between a hunter and a 911 operator.

Hunter: Is this 911?
911: Yes
Hunter: I think I shot and killed my friend, we're out hunting.
911: Ok, don't panic. First thing we want to do is to make sure he is dead.
Hunter: Ok, hold on
[-short pause-]
[-gunshot-]
Hunter: Ok, what do I do now?

« Last Edit: May 25^th, 2005 at 10:42pm by the_autopilot »

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Reply #1 - May 24^th, 2005 at 11:58pm

Brute Offline
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been posted before

(always wanted to do that)

Future pilot...so you can scream to god, he cant hear you

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Reply #2 - May 25^th, 2005 at 1:38am

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I could say the same but I'll just go LOL...
LOL

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Reply #3 - May 25^th, 2005 at 1:00pm

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This was named the funniest joke in the world. God knows how.

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #4 - May 25^th, 2005 at 3:33pm

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I think it was because a broad range of people found it funny. I dont know if they thought it was really funny, but they came from all walks of life.

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Reply #5 - May 25^th, 2005 at 3:59pm