twin brothers were aproaching their 18th (21st if your american) birthday and one was trying to convince the other to go out drinking, the thing is one of the brothers was just a head, he had no limbs and no body.
Reluctantly he agrees, not seeing what he'll be able to do being just a head.
On the night of their birthday they go to a few bars, at the first the able bodied brother offers to buy the first drinks, reluctantly the head accepts. He then proposes to go to a club... reluctantly the head accepts.
The able bodied brother then goes to the toilet, whilst away a gorgeous blond sits down next to the head and starts talking, she offers to take him back to her place again he reluctantly accepts.
He leave the girls appartment and goes home, all night he is praying that he had a body so that he could return to the girls house and  . Eventually he falls asleep.
When he wakes up he finds he is now 6ft and very athletic... he proceeds to run from his house to the girls appartment, just as he is approaching her street he is hit by a bus and killed instantly.

Moral of the story?


Quit while your ahead 


Craig  8)

Would have been funny even without the moral, just for pure randomness.