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Mar 23^rd, 2005 at 4:38pm

Vic Offline
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I'm an Airbus fan...but they really gotta be more careful with their c/s Grin

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Oh God NO!

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Famous SR-71 story, Los Angeles Center reported receiving a request for clearance to FL 60 (60,000 ft).

The incredulous controller, with some disdain in his voice, asked, "How do you plan to get up to 60,000 feet?

The pilot (obviously a sled driver), responded, "We don't plan to go up to > it, we plan to go down to it." He was cleared
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This one cleared some things up for me:

When you ASSUME, you make an ASS out of U and ME.

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Reply #1 - Mar 23^rd, 2005 at 4:43pm

cableguy Offline
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hehe it says fart hehe

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Reply #2 - Mar 23^rd, 2005 at 4:55pm

Jared Offline
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Wonderful!

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Reply #3 - Mar 23^rd, 2005 at 5:21pm

R/C Ben Ex Member

I love the first one!!! Grin

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Reply #4 - Mar 24^th, 2005 at 2:10am

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LOL.

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Reply #5 - Mar 31^st, 2005 at 12:00am

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that flow chart is soo true

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Reply #6 - Mar 31^st, 2005 at 9:10am