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Apr 18^th, 2005 at 5:59pm

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A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two retired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good, Get your own f...ng blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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Reply #1 - Apr 18^th, 2005 at 9:50pm

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LOL!

Serves em both right! Wink

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Reply #2 - Apr 19^th, 2005 at 7:38am

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Lol! How true... Grin

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Reply #3 - Apr 19^th, 2005 at 3:22pm

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No experience, but funny anyway.

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Reply #4 - Apr 19^th, 2005 at 5:24pm

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lol

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Reply #5 - Apr 19^th, 2005 at 9:05pm

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