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Apr 16^th, 2005 at 11:46pm

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The CIA, the FBI, and the LAPD are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it (including the rabbit), and make no apologies for it. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

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Reply #1 - Apr 17^th, 2005 at 12:15am

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LOL! now thats something different! Cheers, Gunny

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Reply #2 - Apr 17^th, 2005 at 7:38am

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I haven't seen that one. I kinda like it.... Roll Eyes

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Reply #3 - Apr 17^th, 2005 at 9:49am

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lol....

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Reply #4 - Apr 17^th, 2005 at 11:58am

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Lemme guess... it's a black bear... Lips Sealed

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Reply #5 - Apr 17^th, 2005 at 8:10pm

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Lemme guess... it's a black bear... Lips Sealed

LMAO.

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Reply #6 - Apr 19^th, 2005 at 3:43pm

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<-- Get the point?

Now that I have calmed down enough to type...
That was great!

All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and unlimited power.

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Reply #7 - Apr 19^th, 2005 at 6:14pm

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LOL

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee

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Reply #8 - Apr 20^th, 2005 at 4:44am