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blonde joke **rather rude, dont read** (Read 226 times)
Mar 14
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, 2005 at 5:48pm
Jimbo
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I know this is a rude one, but its funny and i got it in a random text message
DONT LOOK IF YOU DONT LIKE RUDE JOKES 8)
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" How do you teach a blonde maths? Add a bed, subtract her cloths, divide her legs enter your square root, leave your solution and hope she doesn't multiply"!
I thought it was rather funny.
sorry if you thought it was too rude,
Jimbo
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Mar 14
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lol
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Mar 14
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hehehe, an oldie butn a goodie..
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Mar 14
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lol
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Mar 15
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ROLFMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mar 15
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ROFL!! Good bit of maths, maybe someone can do practicals for that
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And I'm stuck here doing Calculus...
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