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Mar 3^rd, 2005 at 11:41pm

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Yep, twelve now, more !

1. Why didn't Noah squat those two pesky mosquitoes ?

2. Why are there Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-thru ATM ?

3. Why are there interstates in Hawaii and Alaska ?

4. If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

5. Why is abbreviation such a long word ?

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Reply #1 - Mar 4^th, 2005 at 12:25am

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number 4 is good. I always thought you packed it in glass, or delicate electronics.

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Reply #2 - Mar 4^th, 2005 at 7:35am

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2. Why are there Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-thru ATM ?

I've always wondered that myself...

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Reply #3 - Mar 4^th, 2005 at 10:50pm

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the styrofoam one is simple...

you pack the pieces you want to be delivered safely in more styrofoam, then the good pieces are all safe!

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Reply #4 - Mar 13^th, 2005 at 2:06am

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2. Why are there Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-thru ATM ?

To eliminate the costs involved in created brailleless keypads.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?
They both will work perfectly, until you open windows.

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Reply #5 - Mar 13^th, 2005 at 11:27pm

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2. Why are there Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-thru ATM ?

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To eliminate the costs involved in created brailleless keypads.

Simple, and actually you're all wrong. It is in order to comply with the laws pertaining to the "Americans with Disabilities Act".

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Reply #6 - Mar 16^th, 2005 at 10:12pm