This is the last of them

In a Japanese Hotel:
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID  (my favourate )

In a Moscow Hotel:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY

On a Swiss menu:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR

At an Austrain ski lodge:
NOT TO PERAMBULATE THE CORRIDORS IN THE HOURS OF REPOSE IN THE BOOTS OF ASCENSION

On a Polish menu:
SALAD A FIRM'S OWN, LIMPID RED BEET SOUP WITH CHEESY DUMPLINGS IN THE FORM OF A FINGER ROASTED DUCK LET LOOSE; BEEF RASHERS BEATEN UP IN THE COUNTRY PEOPLES STYLE

In a Hong Kong tailor shop:
LADIES MAY HAVE A FIT UPSTAIRS

In a Bangkok dry cleaners:
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR BEST RESULTS

In a Paris dress shop:
DRESSES FOR STREET WALKING

In a Soviet newspaper:
THERE WILL BE A MOSCOW EXHIBITION OF ART BY 16000 SOVIET REPUBLIC PAINTERS AND SCULPTORS.  THESE WERE EXECUTED OVER THE PAST TWO YEARS

At a Sess mountain inn:
SPECIAL TODAY-NO ICE CREAM

At an Acapulco hotel:
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE

In a Tokyo hotel:
COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT JUST CONDITION OF WARM IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF
(TacitBlue posted somthing similar to that one)

In a Majorcan shop:
ENGLISH WELL TALKING, HERE SPEECHING AMERICAN

At a Tokyo car rental firm:
WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE HE HORT, TRUMPET HIM MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF STILL OBSTACLES YOUR PASSAE THEN TOOTLE HIM WITH VIGOUR.

Hope you had a laugh at them (I know I did)
If anyone has any more post them, I'd like to hear some others.

Chris