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Classic Borat lines (Might be offensive for some)! (Read 409 times)
Feb 13th, 2005 at 11:00am
The Mad Robster   Ex Member

 
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For those of you that don't know, Borat is the ingenious creation by Ali G creator Sacha Baron Cohen.

Ali G and Borat are extremely funny!

Here are a collection of classic Borat lines:


When in the front yard of a house he is buying; talking to the estate agent:
'Errr.... can I bury er... dead people here?'


When talking to a self-defence teacher:
'How I stop my wife from rape me?'

and

'How do you defend from the err... Jew claw?'
'Jew claw'
'Yes, it take people money!'


At a formal dinner in South Carolina:
'Last night, erm... I had sex.'
'What??'
'With errr... woman from Gambia (then makes a clap with his hands)


At that same dinner:
'Do you like Porno?'
'An interesting question!'
'But why?? In Kazakhstan , after communism, we have a lot of porno... I like a, I like, I like a shaven p****!'


At a posh English lunch:
'My wife she is dead.... she die in a field, of work. But is okay, I have a new wife!'

Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #1 - Feb 13th, 2005 at 10:19pm

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I LOVE that show. LOVE that show.

Some of my favorites

"Where is cage, cage for woman?"
"Heh, well we don't cage them here sir"
"But they will run away"

Or my favorite Borat line of all time:

"HA! Woman can vote here? In my country, it goes man, mule, dog, woman, and then little insect rodent things that go EE-EE"

Classic Grin
 
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Reply #2 - Feb 13th, 2005 at 11:57pm

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Offensive all right...

It insulted my intelligence.

When does it get funny?
 

Steve (Silver Fox) Daly
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Reply #3 - Feb 15th, 2005 at 3:09pm

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lol, def. worth a lookse! Smiley
 
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Reply #4 - Feb 15th, 2005 at 3:36pm

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Quote:
Offensive all right...

It insulted my intelligence.

When does it get funny?

Typed words don't do the show justice (although it appears you would not be a fan) friend Cheesy
 
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Reply #5 - Feb 18th, 2005 at 8:45am

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Sounds like a British television creation all right...
 
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