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Feb 15^th, 2005 at 6:26pm

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Thomas goes to the zoo, and throws a peanut to a monkey. The monkey stuffs the nut up his backside, pulls it out and eats it. Thomas says.."YUK" He throws the monkey another peanut and the monkey stuffs it up his backside again, pulls it out and eats it. "Yuk" says Thomas. He then says to the keeper."That monkey is stupid" "No" says the keeper, "That is one smart monkey. Last week, someone threw him a whole peach. He ate it and couldn't pass the stone, so now he checks everything!!!!!" Grin

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Reply #1 - Feb 15^th, 2005 at 6:41pm

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LOL I like that. Grin

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Reply #2 - Feb 16^th, 2005 at 4:31pm

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lol..

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Reply #3 - Feb 16^th, 2005 at 5:06pm

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rofl

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Reply #4 - Feb 16^th, 2005 at 7:08pm

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ha! pretty good Grin

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Reply #5 - Feb 16^th, 2005 at 8:36pm

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heard it

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Reply #6 - Feb 18^th, 2005 at 8:42am

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Lol, that's clever!

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Reply #7 - Feb 18^th, 2005 at 1:51pm

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lmao

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