Simviation Forum - Girls night out

Feb 10^th, 2005 at 3:46am

Paz Offline
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I saw this on another forum, I normally don't visit the "Jokes" arena so if it has been posted before, sorry.
As far as I know it might be somebodies true story.

Why females should avoid a girls night after they are married:

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3
a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I
cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with
such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape
a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what
time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all.

Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
times, then said, "Oh sh*t", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat,
cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped
over the coffee table and farted."

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Reply #1 - Feb 10^th, 2005 at 3:49am

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LMAO........! Grin

Not seen that one before. Grin

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Reply #2 - Feb 10^th, 2005 at 6:25am

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That's genius!

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Reply #3 - Feb 10^th, 2005 at 7:23am

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lol...

"Been posted before.."

But still quite good..

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Reply #4 - Feb 10^th, 2005 at 12:48pm

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LMAO!

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Reply #5 - Feb 10^th, 2005 at 4:10pm

Paz Offline
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lol...

"Been posted before.."

But still quite good..

Oh well, it was new to me. 8)

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Reply #6 - Feb 10^th, 2005 at 5:53pm

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LOL, thats great Grin

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Reply #7 - Feb 12^th, 2005 at 11:48pm

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LOL, that one's pretty funny. Grin

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Reply #8 - Feb 13^th, 2005 at 11:14pm

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Oh well, it was new to me. 8)

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Reply #9 - Feb 13^th, 2005 at 11:14pm

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Oh well, it was new to me. 8)

quite alright.. Wink

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Reply #10 - Feb 18^th, 2005 at 8:53am

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LOL, pure comedic genius!

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Reply #11 - Feb 18^th, 2005 at 1:44pm

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ROFL

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