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Feb 6th, 2005 at 2:23pm

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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

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Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

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Reply #1 - Feb 6th, 2005 at 9:52pm

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Why isn't "phonetics" spelled phonetically?
 

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Reply #2 - Feb 7th, 2005 at 9:22pm

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why do they call the APARTments when they are all together?  Grin
 
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Reply #3 - Feb 7th, 2005 at 9:48pm

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is "Microsoft Works" an oximoron?
 

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Reply #4 - Feb 8th, 2005 at 1:31pm

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What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

"ME!!"
 

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Reply #5 - Feb 9th, 2005 at 1:19pm

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
 

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Reply #6 - Feb 9th, 2005 at 11:47pm

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Sardonic.
 

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Reply #7 - Feb 10th, 2005 at 12:45am

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What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?


Doesn't anyone remember Hot Shots part Duex? they addressed that as someone said in this forum earlier. In the movie, paratroopers were jumping out and saying Geronimo!!!! then an indian got to the door and jumped and screamed Meeeee!!!
 
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Reply #8 - Feb 10th, 2005 at 1:44am

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What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?


Doesn't anyone remember Hot Shots part Duex? they addressed that as someone said in this forum earlier. In the movie, paratroopers were jumping out and saying Geronimo!!!! then an indian got to the door and jumped and screamed Meeeee!!!


Hollywood glorified it. Nobody really said Geromimo when they left the aircraft. Keep in mind that they jumped into enemy AA fire and flak fire everywhere, so a more historically accurate versian what paratroopers said is:
Holy Sh*t.

Thats what they said on the history channel at least.
 

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Reply #9 - Feb 10th, 2005 at 12:57pm

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I like the last one! Actually, one time years ago when I was laughing in class, the teacher said to me, "Do you find something funny?", and I said "Obviously I do, otherwise I wouldn't be laughing."
 

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