I remembered the name of that comedienne. Hylda Baker. http://www.dollsoup.co.uk/nellie.htm
One of her sayings was: "Hello, I dont think you've had the pleasure of me yet!"

You're quite correct. They're called Malpropisms after Mrs. Malaprop in "The Rivals". Here's some more examples. http://www.fun-with-words.com/mala_malapropisms.html

Struth Doug, you are going back now!!!

Remember her with Jimmy Jewel!!!!

Wait for the replies....Who?

Tony

Excuse my ignorance, Doug, but what is dislexic. Don't know on spelling but I think you will get the drift.

Is this not what people suffer?
Tony

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I don't know much about it but I think dyslexia is a medical condition where words look all jumbled up making reading difficult. Malapropisms might be be a mild form of it but I doubt it. More like not knowing the correct word. I think Spoonerisms were originally deliberate.

thnask fro htat Duog, si thsi waht ouy maen.

This is not sarky, just trying to sus it out. There is NO insult meant to any individual.
A lad I knew had this problem and I never did know what it was.
Tony

I have often said my wife is dyslexic, but obviously this is not the case.

Have you heard the terminology when someone is mad, they are said to go apesh*t, not the wife...they go awol
And also....'Be quiet, I am trying to concecrate' 
Funny, my Great Aunt also said this!!!

Tony

Your wife sounds like the source of innocent laughs that so many people at school have become.

A flatmate of mine brought some of her friends back after a night on the town. Four of them bundled into the kitchen on the hunt for munchies. Having not done the weekly shop there wasn't much of any use in the cupboards. My flatmate switches on the deep fat frier and announces that she is going to make chips. (For our American friends Chips= Thickly sliced potatos deep  fried untill golden and in the best cases soggy... Instant heart attack stuff. What you call Chips ... we call Crisps.) To which an annoucement flies across the kitchen that there were none in the freezer and all they could find was a bag of potatos.
I sat in the livingroom creased up with laughter. The girl who made the announcement couldn't understand why everyone else was falling about on the floor. It seems that this girl was particularly nieve about the world ..... the sort that didn't realise that milk came from cows etc.