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Dec 25th, 2004 at 11:42pm

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Phrasing Phrases is a new mini-program designed by me which will be featured in the Jokes section occasionally. It usually ponders questions of life.

For 12/25/2004 (Merry Christmas to Everyone Here) !

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1. Why do "Anti-spamming companies" send us spam to offer us a program that blocks spam ?

2. Why do humans think the negative ? For example, instead of "What's wrong ?", why don't we ask "What's right ?".

Also, instead of saying there is 80% snow for today. Why not say 20% no snow today ?

3. Why do we have so many names for political parties, "Republican","Liberal","Conservative","New Democratic", etc.. if one describes them.

"Weirdos."

Wouldn't that be much convenient and easier to say ?

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Reply #1 - Dec 26th, 2004 at 9:55pm

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Why stupid and oxymoronic phrases exist at all?

New and improved....

 
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Reply #2 - Dec 27th, 2004 at 12:04am

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What if there were no hypothetical situations?
 
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Reply #3 - Dec 27th, 2004 at 12:35pm

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Reply #4 - Dec 28th, 2004 at 5:32am

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What if there were no hypothetical situations?


Well, hypothetically speaking...
 
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Reply #5 - Dec 28th, 2004 at 5:06pm

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Well, hypothetically speaking...


D'oh!
 
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Reply #6 - Dec 29th, 2004 at 4:43pm

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Reply #7 - Dec 29th, 2004 at 4:50pm

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Why do we have "HOT water heaters"?

If the water is already hot we should not need to heat it right??



 
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Reply #8 - Dec 31st, 2004 at 6:46pm

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I don't know! stop asking me
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Reply #9 - Jan 1st, 2005 at 3:19am

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To continually heat the water to keep it hot.
 
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Reply #10 - Jan 1st, 2005 at 11:33am

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To continually heat the water to keep it hot.


Ooh!!! I see said the blind man as he pee'd into the wind....

It's all coming abck to me now!!! Smiley
 
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Reply #11 - Jan 5th, 2005 at 7:05pm

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I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.
 
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Also, instead of saying there is 80% snow for today. Why not say 20% no snow today ?


What if you like snow Wink Grin
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How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
 
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