Before I tell the joke, the word Punjab is a state in India. As you all know, Indian planes are not the best of quality when it comes to flying.  This joke tells us more. And don't think i'm inulting Indians, I am indian and almost every Indian hates flying in Indian planes. Enjoy:

>>Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen? This is your captain
    Banta Singh
    >>welcoming you to Punjab Airways. I apologise for the four day
    delay in
    >>taking off, owing to bad weather and some overtime I had put
    in at the
    >>bakery.
    >>
    >>This is flight one two six flight to New Delhi. Landing in
    Delhi is not
    >>guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the East. And if
    luck is in
    >>our favour, we may even be landing on your village!
    >>
    >>Punjab Airways has an excellent record for safety. In fact
    our safety
    >>standards are so high that even the terrorists are afraid to
    fly with us!
    >>It is with pleasure I announce that starting this year over
    50% of our
    >>passengers have reached their destination.
    >>
    >>For the ones that don't quite make it, Punjab Airways staff
    has all the
    >>experience for consoling the next-of-kin. Our Stewardess
    Bubbly will be
    >>happy to brief you on our out-of-court settlement policies.
    If our
      engines
    >>are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange
    to turn them
    >>off! To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable,
    we serve
    >>complimentary tea and biscuits!
    >>
    >>For our religious passengers, we are the only airline who can
    help you
    >>find out if there really is a God!
    >>
    >>We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will
    not be shown
    as
    >>we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie
    buff, we
    >>will be flying right next to Air India, where their movie
    will be visible
    >>from the right side of the cabin window.
    >>
    >>There is no smoking in this airplane. Any smoke you see in
    the cabin is
    >>only the early warning system on the engines telling us to
    slow down!
    >>
    >>Life jackets are positioned under your seats and free bathing
    costumes
    are
    >>made available to the aunts and swimming shorts to the
    uncles, for
    >>emergency jumps!
     >>
    >>In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close
    as possible
    >>for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close do
    let us know.
    >>Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the
    landmark!
    >>
    >>Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for
    take off and
    >>fasten your belt. For those of you who can't find a seat
    belt, kindly
    >>fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And for those
    of you who
    >>can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a
    flight
    attendant
    >>for your suitcase.
    >>
    >>Sorry, but I won't be flying with you today because I have to
    attend my
    >>nephew's wedding. But please make yourself at home and help
    yourself to
    >>the cockpit.
    >>
    >>Thank you for choosing Punjab Airways. HAVE A NICE JOURNEY!!!

yeah tht sentence had me rolling on the ground with laughter

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my uncle sent this one to me. he is not half interested in Aviation, but he knows i am. actually he hates aviation.

Good one!

Jim

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If he had flown on a Punjab Airways flight he would be lucky to be ALIVE! lol   

thanks fer the comment

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lol...

That's like the recent south park episode... the best line was "thankyou for flying city airlines, we know you have a choice and it appears as though you have made the wrong one" then the pilot bails out as the engine dies.