Search the archive:
Simviation Main Site
|
Site Search
|
Upload Images
Simviation Forum
›
General
›
Humour
› My neck of the woods
(Moderators: Mitch., Fly2e, ozzy72, beaky, Clipper, JBaymore, Bob70, BigTruck)
‹
Previous Topic
|
Next Topic
›
Pages: 1
My neck of the woods (Read 197 times)
Dec 18
th
, 2004 at 11:46pm
Stormtropper
Offline
Colonel
Blueballed...!
Grosse Pointe, MI
Gender:
Posts: 1645
You have to be an acutal Grosse Pointer get some of this, but for me (as an Grosse Pointer for more than 2 and a half years, its hailarious)
http://www.angelfire.com/alt/grossepointe/
Here is a few things I would like to 'pointe' out...
1.) I had one hell of an English teacher last year, I got noting but 'C''s on my papers all year, then one day, I had a 'nice and friendly' conversation with her (I didn't even know it was possible to use more than 7 profanities in one sentence) and I got nothing but A+'s for the rest of the year.....well that was only about 2 weeks...I have the best anger management in Grosse Pointe, hands down
2.) I know
8
Bershbacks'
3.)'91. You can't remember all of your principals names if you went to South..' That one is not true.....I only know 6...
4.)'92. You went to dances to get drunk. ' and for something else after
5.)'105. You enjoy late night trips to Meijers to harass the employees. ' Those are always fun...going back tomorrow
6.)'107. You know where on Mack you can and can't speed. ' too bad my dad don't know that...
7.)'108. You know about "late start" Wednesdays. ' They stop doing that 2 years ago......now we get late starts on 'Mondays'
I can go on and on.....lol...but I getter check to see whos on AIM
.....hmmmm.....
only 3 today......McCarron...Miller...and Klein.....d'oh
Jeff
Arizona State University&&
Viva la party!
&&&&
&&&&
Back to top
IP Logged
Reply #1 -
Dec 18
th
, 2004 at 11:49pm
Stormtropper
Offline
Colonel
Blueballed...!
Grosse Pointe, MI
Gender:
Posts: 1645
Just had to add this one...
'154. You have pictures of yourself and your friends getting drunk,
passed out, getting on each other, etc.
155. You put them in an album. '
I don't have one of those yet....but I'm sure I'm in someone's collection
...
Still reading......
Arizona State University&&
Viva la party!
&&&&
&&&&
Back to top
IP Logged
Reply #2 -
Dec 18
th
, 2004 at 11:51pm
Stormtropper
Offline
Colonel
Blueballed...!
Grosse Pointe, MI
Gender:
Posts: 1645
"168. You know who Clyde is. "
I think this one is refering to Mr. Griesbaum's AIDS poster...appeartly this happens every year
Jeff
Arizona State University&&
Viva la party!
&&&&
&&&&
Back to top
IP Logged
Reply #3 -
Dec 18
th
, 2004 at 11:55pm
Stormtropper
Offline
Colonel
Blueballed...!
Grosse Pointe, MI
Gender:
Posts: 1645
'178. You had acquired a taste for the finer alcohols by age 13. '
Sorry...'lil late to the party....I'm 15
'179. You know that the Mafia is alive and doing quite well.'
'You hit me, we hit you'
'185. You think you're better than everyone else. Because, let's face it, you are. '
Damn straight!
BTW...just out of couriosity, anyone else here ever been to Grosse Pointe?
Jeff
Arizona State University&&
Viva la party!
&&&&
&&&&
Back to top
IP Logged
Reply #4 -
Dec 19
th
, 2004 at 7:20pm
Jared
Offline
Colonel
I'd rather be flying...
Uniontown, Ohio
Gender:
Posts: 12621
lol, sounds like Ohio to me..
Back to top
IP Logged
Reply #5 -
Dec 20
th
, 2004 at 12:51am
Deputy
Offline
Colonel
Hillsboro, Oregon
Gender:
Posts: 2090
Quote:
You know the names of at least 3 cops in your city.
Ummmmm... hello? You'd think with an occupation like mine, you're bound to meet a few of them.
Quote:
You park wherever you damn well please.
Yeah, I do that.
Quote:
You have a nifty recycling bin.
Nifty.
Quote:
You've gotten lost in the Woods.
Many times, infact.
Quote:
You know someone who crashed their first Jeep.
Quote:
That person had a backup car.
Yeah, me.
Quote:
You know someone who's name ends in a roman numeral.
Not all that uncommon.
Quote:
Your family has more cars then it does legal drivers.
Yep. I've got two cars.
Quote:
Your backyard includes a tennis court, pool, Jacuzzi or other means of relaxation.
Have a hot tub in the back yard. That good enough?
Quote:
You have been to another country (and no, Canada doesn't count)
Been all over the world.
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&
Iustita Omnibus
&&
Justice for All
&&&&Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.&&
&&Yes, we drive on the right-hand-side of the road. Yes, I parked on the left-hand-side of the road. Yes, I blocked traffic for a picture. &&&&&&
Back to top
IP Logged
Pages: 1
‹
Previous Topic
|
Next Topic
›
« Home
‹ Board
Top of this page
Forum Jump »
Home
» 10 most recent Posts
» 10 most recent Topics
Current Flight Simulator Series
- Flight Simulator X
- FS 2004 - A Century of Flight
- Adding Aircraft Traffic (AI) & Gates
- Flight School
- Flightgear
- MS Flight
Graphic Gallery
- Simviation Screenshots Showcase
- Screenshot Contest
- Edited Screenshots
- Photos & Cameras
- Payware Screenshot Showcase
- Studio V Screenshot Workshop
- Video
- The Cage
Design Forums
- Aircraft & 3D Design
- Scenery & Panel Design
- Aircraft Repainting
- Designer Feedback
General
- General Discussion
- Humour ««
- Music, Arts & Entertainment
- Sport
Computer Hardware & Software Forum
- Hardware
- Tweaking & Overclocking
- Computer Games & Software
- HomeBuild Cockpits
Addons Most Wanted
- Aircraft Wanted
- Other Add-ons Wanted
Real World
- Real Aviation
- Specific Aircraft Types
- Autos
- History
On-line Interactive Flying
- Virtual Airlines Events & Messages
- Multiplayer
Simviation Site
- Simviation News & Info
- Suggestions for these forums
- Site Questions & Feedback
- Site Problems & Broken Links
Combat Flight Simulators
- Combat Flight Simulator 3
- Combat Flight Simulator 2
- Combat Flight Simulator
- CFS Development
- IL-2 Sturmovik
Other Websites
- Your Site
- Other Sites
Payware
- Payware
Old Flight Simulator Series
- FS 2002
- FS 2000
- Flight Simulator 98
Simviation Forum
» Powered by
YaBB 2.5 AE
!
YaBB Forum Software
© 2000-2010. All Rights Reserved.