Simviation Forum - WRONG NUMBER?

Dec 10^th, 2004 at 6:52pm

Romulus111VADT Offline
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**Pick Up**

"Hello? "

"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?

"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank"

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
Frank"

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"

Brief Pause

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"

"Okay Daddy, just a
minute"

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it
Daddy"

"And what happened honey? " he
asked

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all! "

"Oh my God! ! ! What about your Uncle Frank? "

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it, he hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? ? . Is this 555-7039? ?

Grin

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Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

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Reply #1 - Dec 10^th, 2004 at 8:42pm

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On behalf of Andrew....

Been posted before.

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&Iustita Omnibus&&Justice for All&&&&Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.&& &&Yes, we drive on the right-hand-side of the road. Yes, I parked on the left-hand-side of the road. Yes, I blocked traffic for a picture. &&&&&&

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Reply #2 - Dec 10^th, 2004 at 8:46pm

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lol, I love it!

I hadn't seen it before.. Wink

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Reply #3 - Dec 10^th, 2004 at 8:57pm

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Quote:

On behalf of Andrew....

Been posted before.

Oh, well, can't win them all. Grin

Bet Andrew will appreciate not having to type out, "Been posted before" for a change. Grin

Hmmm, wonder if he just has a list of standards that he just cuts and pastes to save time. Grin

Not to mention saving wear and tear on his key board and fingers. Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #4 - Dec 10^th, 2004 at 11:29pm

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Bet Andrew will appreciate not having to type out, "Been posted before" for a change. Grin

No, not at all. We're just covering for him until he gets back..... Its still a good joke, don't get me wrong.

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&Iustita Omnibus&&Justice for All&&&&Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.&& &&Yes, we drive on the right-hand-side of the road. Yes, I parked on the left-hand-side of the road. Yes, I blocked traffic for a picture. &&&&&&

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Reply #5 - Dec 11^th, 2004 at 2:30am

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Hehehe

Regards,
Stratobat

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Reply #6 - Dec 11^th, 2004 at 2:44am

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I haven't seen that one for a looong time, still makes me Grin

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Reply #7 - Dec 11^th, 2004 at 12:08pm

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If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee

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Reply #8 - Dec 12^th, 2004 at 12:05am

Triple_7 Ex Member

LMAO

first time ive seen that one.

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Reply #9 - Dec 12^th, 2004 at 6:20pm

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i havent seen it befor, but it is quite funny!

A poet, A virtual Pilot, and a member of Civil Air Patrol. Now if only.....&&&&Current ride, a 1972 Honda CT70 with a 3-speed transmition w/ and automatic clutch. So far i've gotten it to do 40mph.

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