Simviation Forum - You're worst joke

Dec 2^nd, 2004 at 2:42am

Eskimo Offline
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Okay, some of you might have known this was coming, and it's probably been done before, but, what is the worst joke you can think of.

Some rules:

One joke per person
No repeated jokes
No 'good' jokes

We want jokes that make people groan after reading two lines.

So, with that said, here's mine:

Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 8 9!! Grin

lol

_{Hint: try reading it aloud.}

Now it's your turn. Cheesy

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Reply #1 - Dec 2^nd, 2004 at 4:15am

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My worst joke....hmmmm.....I have to say it was my ex-wife. Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #2 - Dec 2^nd, 2004 at 7:37am

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shouldnt this be in the.....jokes section?

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Reply #3 - Dec 2^nd, 2004 at 7:49am

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It's green and moves up and down....

a brussels sprout in an elevator.... Grin

It's brown and moves up and down....

That same brussels sprout, a few weeks later...

Grin

8)

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Reply #4 - Dec 2^nd, 2004 at 10:18am

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A chicken enters a library and says "book". The librarian gives the chicken a book. The next day, a chicken enters the library and says "book" "book". The librarian gives the chicken two books. Then on the third day, the chicken says "book" "book" 'book". The librarian gives the chicken three books.

The End

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Reply #5 - Dec 2^nd, 2004 at 11:41am

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My cousin told me this one about 10 years ago. I believe it fits in really nice here.

Q. You're floating down a river in a cement canoe and all four wheels fall off...so how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

A. You can't sew buttons on ice-cream

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Reply #6 - Dec 2^nd, 2004 at 3:03pm

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What is the difference betwee a canary-bird and a lamppost?

(Tomorrow I translate the answer to English - the answer is more difficult than the question ....)

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Reply #7 - Dec 2^nd, 2004 at 5:31pm

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Two goldfish were in their tank.
One turns to the other and says,
"You man the guns, I'll drive."

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

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Reply #8 - Dec 2^nd, 2004 at 5:36pm

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A man walked into a bar.

It hurt.

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Reply #9 - Dec 2^nd, 2004 at 5:41pm

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Two muffins are in an oven that's starting to heat up.

One says to the other: "Hey! It's getting hot in here!"

The other looks at him and says: "Hey, muffins can't talk!"

I hated that joke so much when I heard it....

Here endeth the lesson.

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Reply #10 - Dec 2^nd, 2004 at 6:57pm

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Q: what did the man do when his dog said, "Hey mac, what is up with this dog food?"

A: "holy Sh!t a talking dog!"

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Reply #11 - Dec 2^nd, 2004 at 7:15pm

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why did the chicken cross the road?

because he wanted to

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Reply #12 - Dec 2^nd, 2004 at 7:46pm

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A hotdog walks into a bar, the bartender says "hey, we dont serve food here!".

I was in a bar when a man in a hotdog costume walked in, I polightly informed him of the bars policy on food. It was the greatest moment of my life.

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Reply #13 - Dec 2^nd, 2004 at 9:53pm

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Make like a tree and get out of here.

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Reply #14 - Dec 2^nd, 2004 at 10:08pm

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Q: What happens when you throw a Green Rock into the Red Sea?

A: It gets wet Roll Eyes

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