Simviation Forum - You're worst joke

Reply #15 - Dec 3^rd, 2004 at 6:24am

Jared Offline
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so two pieces ot toilet paper are sitting side by side...

one looks at the other and says:

"Boy, we are on a roll now!"

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Reply #16 - Dec 3^rd, 2004 at 6:33pm

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Wannna know a dirty joke?

The boy fell in the mud. Roll Eyes

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Reply #17 - Dec 3^rd, 2004 at 6:34pm

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Wannna know a dirty joke?

The boy fell in the mud. Roll Eyes

why you don't say?!?!? Grin

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Reply #18 - Dec 4^th, 2004 at 1:28pm

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You guys should be stand up comedians

Then we could shoot you down Roll Eyes

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Reply #19 - Dec 4^th, 2004 at 1:38pm

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Two shepherds in Chechnya, one turns to the other and says "Lets get the flock out of here"

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #20 - Dec 4^th, 2004 at 6:16pm

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Whats a hedgehogs favorite food?

Prickled onions.

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Reply #21 - Dec 5^th, 2004 at 4:02pm

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

he got toad away Roll Eyes

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee

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Reply #22 - Dec 6^th, 2004 at 5:01am

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Ask me if I am a tree!

NO!!

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Reply #23 - Dec 6^th, 2004 at 10:46pm

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NO!!

D'oH! I thought you were.... Shocked

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Reply #24 - Dec 6^th, 2004 at 11:50pm

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Where do Russians hide their armies?

Up their sleevies!

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Reply #25 - Dec 8^th, 2004 at 10:17am

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What's funier than a circus catching fire? ???

The elephant freaking out and running into the orphan parade. Grin

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Reply #26 - Dec 8^th, 2004 at 6:07pm

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lol, that's messed up..

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Reply #27 - Dec 8^th, 2004 at 6:18pm

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Two Lemons are sitting in the bathtub when one turns around and says "Would you please pass the soap?"

The other one replies "What do I look like; a typewriter?" Grin

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Reply #28 - Dec 10^th, 2004 at 6:12pm