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Turpentine or Holy Water? (Read 178 times)

Nov 20^th, 2004 at 3:09am

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A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy
replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine." The Priest said, "No, my Boy, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby." The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass, and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."

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Reply #1 - Nov 20^th, 2004 at 4:46am

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lol tht funny Grin

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Reply #2 - Nov 20^th, 2004 at 5:52am

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HAHAHA

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Reply #3 - Nov 20^th, 2004 at 11:42am

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Reply #4 - Nov 20^th, 2004 at 1:04pm

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LOL, Poor kitty Shocked

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Reply #5 - Nov 20^th, 2004 at 3:08pm

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lol

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