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Nov 19^th, 2004 at 6:25am

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What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, & 78?

At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!

At 78 - What story???? What bed??? Who are you???

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Reply #1 - Nov 19^th, 2004 at 9:10am

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I must confess, I was
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lol

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Reply #2 - Nov 19^th, 2004 at 4:48pm

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Yay!

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Reply #3 - Nov 20^th, 2004 at 2:09am

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LMAO

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Reply #4 - Nov 20^th, 2004 at 3:09pm

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