Just one.....




I promise.....




A man phones his workplace and his boss answers.
"Hi there boss, I'm not going to make it into work today" he says.

"Why not?" his boss replies.

"I'm feeling sick and need to take the day off"

"OK John, just how sick are you?" his boss asks.

"Well....." says the guy,




"I'M IN BED WITH MY SISTER ! ! ! ! !"

Probably been posted before, but I only just heard it.

Cheers,

Carl out.....

lol, then there's the guy who phones his boss and tells him he's sick..

boss tells him that when he's sick he hops in the sack with his wife for a little while, and he feels better for the rest of the day...

few hours later rhe guy calls the boss to tell him that he will be coming in after all...

boss asks if he tried his 'idea'

man replies, yes sire, and may I mention you have a nice house?