Simviation Forum - Colonoscopy exams...

Oct 4^th, 2004 at 3:18pm

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physician claims these are actual comments from his patients that
were made while he was performing colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc! You're boldly going where no man has gone
before!"

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?!!"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas....we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out....you do
the Hokey Pokey....and yeeow!"

8. "Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "Remember, if your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

10.. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

And THE best one:

11. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not,
in fact, up there?"

My life is like the movie Office Space

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Reply #1 - Oct 4^th, 2004 at 7:43pm

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The last is best!!

If your not part of the answer your part of the problem! &&I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. &&&&

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Reply #2 - Oct 4^th, 2004 at 7:50pm

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Yeah the last is the best

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Reply #3 - Oct 4^th, 2004 at 8:11pm

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lol

The last 2 are my favorites Wink

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Reply #4 - Oct 10^th, 2004 at 2:05am

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Interesting

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Reply #5 - Oct 10^th, 2004 at 5:24pm

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#1 and #11 are the best! Some of those are things I felt like saying when I got mine Grin

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Reply #6 - Oct 10^th, 2004 at 8:06pm

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LMAO, those are great!

Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #7 - Oct 10^th, 2004 at 9:43pm