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A story a woman told me. (Read 204 times)
Oct 3rd, 2004 at 12:51pm

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A mother told me one of her strange experiences, and I figured I'll share it.

 A mother was asking if she can get an earlier booking with her gynecologist. She got the appointment, and she wanted to wash up quickly. In her rush in freshening up, she saw a cloth in the bathroom and used it to clean herself below the equator. She went to her gynecologist, and when he took a look, he said "well didn’t we clean up today". She didn’t know what the doctor meant, and was slightly confused. She carried on the rest of the day with out noticing anything strange about herself. But it wasn’t until she returned home that she realized what happened. Her young daughter was experimenting with sparkles, by putting it on a cloth and rubbing it along her arms. Coincidently, the mother used the same cloth to clean her private spot before going to the gynecologist. Which explains the comment.
 
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Reply #1 - Oct 3rd, 2004 at 2:05pm

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