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Old lady at the Doc's Office (Read 279 times)

Sep 28^th, 2004 at 12:00pm

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One day, this old lady walks into the Doctors office complaining of severe gas. She's told to take a seat and the Doc would be with her soon. After about 15 minutes, the old lady is called into the examination room.

A few minutes later, the Doctor walks in and asks what's wrong.

"For some reason, I have really bad gas." states the lady. "Now, they don't make any noise and they don't smell but I had passed gas about 8 times in the waiting room and three times just waiting here."

The Doctor writes a prescription and tells her to come back next week.

The following week, the old lady returns. The Doctor asks how she's doing and she replys, "Well, I don't know what those pills were supposed to do, but now my gas smells nauseating."

The Doctor says "Now that we have your sinuses clear, we'll work on your hearing."

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?
They both will work perfectly, until you open windows.

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Reply #1 - Sep 28^th, 2004 at 2:22pm

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Reply #2 - Sep 28^th, 2004 at 5:18pm

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Now that was funny!

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Reply #3 - Sep 28^th, 2004 at 6:28pm

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LOL

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Reply #4 - Oct 1^st, 2004 at 5:52pm

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i dont think i want that pill

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Reply #5 - Oct 2^nd, 2004 at 12:01am

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Reply #6 - Oct 3^rd, 2004 at 8:34am

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Nasty

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Reply #7 - Oct 3^rd, 2004 at 4:41pm

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Again, Ditto.... Grin

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Reply #8 - Oct 5^th, 2004 at 3:14am

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