A young "lady" goes into a pub, sits at the bar and says
"Hey burman pour me a martoni"
So the bar man pours her a martini.She then drinks it and again asks "Hey burman pour me another martoni"
So the barman pours her another martini.
After a short time the "lady calls the barman over and says " Hey burman pour me another martoni" so again he pours her a martini, she drinks this slowly then calls to the barman "Hey burman, I don't know what you're putting in my martonis but they're giving me terrible heartburn!"  
"First"says the barman "Iam a BARman NOT a BURman, second it's martini not martoni and third you've got a t*t in the ash tray!"