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Sep 20^th, 2004 at 4:26pm

L1011blonde Offline
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Here are some of the common and not-so common uses I have figured out for the old standby,the Maglite.
1.Use to light up the inside of your case after a failed Pentium 4 overclock.
2.also works as a handy nightstick for ruining that useless lamp-umm,i ment iMac.
-and when I say gone ,I mean GONE !!(can you tell I HATE macs!!!--sorry, I'll calm down )
3.works great as a way to vent your anger on that &$&$%^$% Geforce4 MX that failed for the 5000000th time-and you're too lazy to RMA it (p.s., that's dedicated to you,Fozzer!!)
Later,L1011 blonde

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Reply #1 - Sep 20^th, 2004 at 7:25pm

jimclarke Offline
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You really do hate macs!!

They must not be that great because I don't know of many people who have them.

I do know alot of people with maglites and they are quite useful Wink

Jim

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Reply #2 - Sep 20^th, 2004 at 7:25pm

Jared Offline
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lol...

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Reply #3 - Sep 20^th, 2004 at 10:46pm

chomp_rock Offline
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lol
I've used my maglite to light my PC case up before and I've thrown it at a smoke detector (and hit it, knocking it it off the cieling and making its battery fly out) that went off when I was making pizza and some cheese dripped to the bottom of the oven and burned. But I've never clobbered a Crapintosh with it Grin

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