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Serious crime report (Read 181 times)

Sep 15^th, 2004 at 10:08am

RollerBall Ex Member

A lady in Lincolnshire, England, phoned her local police to report a burglary and robbery at her home. She said that amongst the items that were stolen were 5 boxes of her husband's Viagra tablets.

When asked about the investigation on local TV, a police spokesman said that the police are on the case and looking for a hardened criminal who would most likely stand out in an identity parade......

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Reply #1 - Sep 15^th, 2004 at 11:21am

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lol

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee

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Reply #2 - Sep 15^th, 2004 at 9:34pm