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Smart Redneck (Read 263 times)

Sep 9^th, 2004 at 8:25am

Meyekul Offline
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Kentucky

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"Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.

The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.

"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Merry Christmas Buddy."

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Reply #1 - Sep 9^th, 2004 at 4:13pm

mostickity Offline
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Fly forever

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lol

MY computer:&&Pentium 4, 3.2 ghz &&1 GIG Ram&&250 gig hard drive&&Geforce 7600 512 mb&& Im happy with it.................For now.

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Reply #2 - Sep 10^th, 2004 at 11:44pm

Jared Offline
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I'd rather be flying...
Uniontown, Ohio

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lol...

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Reply #3 - Sep 11^th, 2004 at 10:29pm

chomp_rock Offline
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I must confess, I was
born at a very early
age.

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lol

AMD Athlon 64 3700+&&GeForce FX5200 256Mb&&1GB DDR400 DC&&Seagate 500Gb SATA-300 HDD&&Windows XP Professional X64 Edition&&&&That's right, I'm now using an AMD! I decided to give them another try and they kicked the pants off of my P4 3.4!

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Reply #4 - Sep 13^th, 2004 at 10:15pm

Blackbird971 Offline
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In thrust we trust.
FL660 bound...

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That is awesome, whyd didn't I think of that. Wink

Any moment, everything can change, Feel the wind on your shoulder, For a minute, all the world can wait, Let go of your yesterday. Can you hear it calling? Can you feel it in your soul? Can you trust this longing? And take control, Fly! Open up the part of you that wants to hide away! You can shine, Forget about the reasons why you can't in life, And start to try, cause it's your time, Time to fly. - H.D., Fly
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Reply #5 - Sep 14^th, 2004 at 1:40pm