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Kindergarten (Read 225 times)

Sep 14^th, 2004 at 3:22pm

eno Offline
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A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed
to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!

"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
"I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done.
"I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words."
She then asked little Alec what he had done.
"I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said,

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"Winnie the SH1T."

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Reply #1 - Sep 14^th, 2004 at 4:53pm

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lol

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee

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Reply #2 - Sep 14^th, 2004 at 7:24pm

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lol! I remember reading this joke at funnymail! Grin

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Reply #3 - Sep 14^th, 2004 at 9:20pm

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ROFL!

AMD Athlon 64 3700+&&GeForce FX5200 256Mb&&1GB DDR400 DC&&Seagate 500Gb SATA-300 HDD&&Windows XP Professional X64 Edition&&&&That's right, I'm now using an AMD! I decided to give them another try and they kicked the pants off of my P4 3.4!

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Reply #4 - Sep 14^th, 2004 at 11:32pm